Feeling overwhelmed Balancing Your Work, Family And ALL the Things?
You're Not Alone And...
You CAN Have A Calm Life.
After the first week, Balance is $68 a month. We hope that you'll love it so much, you'll stay!
Feeling overwhelmed by your family's chaos?
You're Not Alone And...
Its Not Your Fault!
What Moms Are Saying About Balance
I feel more confident and forgiving of my self. Now, my family explains and expresses our feelings without me assuming and blaming.
- Terri D.
I am not doing everything by myself. I have delegated house chores. I’m putting myself first for once and I am insanely cool!!
- Alyssa C.
My self-confidence is through the roof! I also have become a more effective communicator where I can advocate for my son's ADHD needs.
Elizabeth H.
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Ready To Experience Parenting Without The Overwhelm?
Right Now...
your to-do list is so massive that you get overwhelmed and shut down,
you have a hair-trigger temper and may be seeing the same in your kids,
you've fallen into the habit of doing everything for everyone and don't know how to change it,
you feel like you can't get quality time with your kids AND pursue your own interests,
you can't contain your kids' meltdowns, entitlement and tantrums... and you may feel like it's your fault.
It Feels Like You're Stuck...But, There's Got
To Be A Better Way!
You Dream Of The Day When You'll:
- be happy at home, enjoy your kids, and laugh again,
- have a family who works together to take care of the house, instead of it being all on you, and
- be more organized with better time management & time for YOU!
What If You Could Make That Happen NOW?
(Yes, even with your crazy schedule!)
Get your free 7-day trial of Balance VIP where you'll receive the support, strategies and accountability to regulate your strong emotions, get your family to pitch in, and finally manage your time with joy!
Celebrate as you control your temper and react with intention (and not yelling!)
Feel like your family has your back as everyone takes on more around the house.
Master your time as you define your priorities and make your biggest goals happen!
All You Have To Do Is Try It Out
And I Have Bonus Gifts for You, Too!
Just Pay $1 for Your 7-Day Trial
What Can Balance VIP Do For You…?
We’ll Let The Results Speak For Themselves…
Rachel F.
Lotus Award Winner
“I feel like I have found a small group of women who I can rely on, which is so immensely helpful as an introvert! I also feel like I have noticed a shift in my household. There are more moments of calm, understanding, and joy in my home.“
Amanda M.
Lotus Award Winner
“I get more affection from my boys now than I ever did before. My 9-year-old takes nearly every opportunity he has to hold my hand. That was waning before I learned to properly connect with him.”
What is Balance?
Go from Overwhelmed & Under-Appreciated to
Watching Yourself & Your Family Soar!
Balance is a self-paced curriculum + coaching that challenges your mindset, improves your communication and empowers you to go after huge goals you may have put on the backburner.
Join Your Cheer Squad
I know you've probably tried to conquer your stress and overwhelm before, but not like this! You will have hundreds of women cheering you on as well as coaching from No Guilt Mom Certified Coaches, live events and our love bubble social hours.
Phase 1: Prepare for Your Adventure
In Phase 1, we take you through the Balance program step-by-step so that you're ready to make massive change in your life as well as your family. Plus, earn one of our coveted No Guilt Mom stickers when you complete initiation!
Phase 2: Master Your Habits
In Phase 2, you'll go from reacting constantly to your family's wants and needs to planning what you want to accomplish in your own life. This happens through managing your own routine and habits. We'll teach you how to integrate your mind, body, and something we like to call... unicorn time.
Phase 3: Calm & Happy Parenting
Want a more understanding and supportive relationship with your family? After this phase, you'll confidently delegate to see them take on more responsibility for themselves and tasks in the house - while you get stuff off your plate.
Phase 4: Your Big, Hairy, Audacious Goal
Don't know what'll make you happy? That's OK! Many of our members come in just like you. Now in Phase 4, you'll start thinking big for your own life and we'll help you set it in motion!
Phase 5: Stop People Pleasing & Boundaries
Unicorns & boundaries? You'll see exactly how they relate in this last Balance phase where you’ll develop the confidence to advocate for yourself, while maintaining your strong relationships with those you care about.
Earn Your Lotus Award
What sets Balance apart from so many other coaching programs, is our targeted approach to help you graduate as quickly as possible! And to celebrate your momentous achievement, once you pass all five phases you'll earn your very own Lotus Award!
We give these out during a special ceremony - in person - at our annual No Guilt Mom Retreat.
URGENT MESSAGE!
From: Russell Doe
Location: New York, NY
Time: 8:00 AM
Dear friend,
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Behold the cosmic agreement:
I'm in pursuit of kindred spirits who have yet to fashion and unleash a whimsical sales funnel through the mystical realm of FunnelCrafters...
OR perhaps you once held the key to the FunnelCrafters kingdom but chose to step away before your majestic debut could grace the digital realm.
Today I'm Going To Give You My
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But That's Not All...
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Yep, it’s true.
And if you’re still wondering if this is right for you, I want to make this crystal clear...
- Fear not if you've yet to sprinkle a solitary pixel of digital gold into the treasure chest of cyberspace...
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In the quantum realm of fluffy marshmallow dreams, I'm on the brink of unveiling the mystical unicorn dance that unveils the secrets of a thriving online business, all contained within a single harmonica note...
Prepare your cosmic spatulas, for in the cosmic bake-off of digital galaxies, I'll guide you through the whimsical waltz of constructing and launching your debut funnel, all while moonwalking past perplexity and evading the clutches of the perplexity pixies...
And behold, the ancient art of "anti-analysis paragliding" that defies reason and vanquishes the confusion ogres, all with a strategy so covert, it makes squirrels question their nut-storing abilities.
Listen, You Are Absolutely Not Alone.
I Know How FREAKING TOUGH This Online Business Stuff Can Be...
And that’s why it’s fate you’re here today...
Now, in the event that our paths have yet to intertwine, I answer to the name John Doe, one of the cosmic architects.
Guided by the cosmic currents, my personal quest orbits around aiding luminous entrepreneurs, much like yourself, to transcend the cosmic barriers that hinder the construction of your online kingdom and the attainment of the existence you envision, the existence that resonates with your cosmic worth.
As the cosmic tapestry unfurls has extended its cosmic embrace to over 100,000 (and the numbers still twinkle) enterprising souls spanning the cosmic expanse, enabling them to sculpt and unfurl their mesmerizing sales funnel wonders through the magic woven into our user-friendly cosmic instruments.
The cosmic spectrum of possibilities stretched before me, and I cast my gaze upon every nuance it held.
I found myself immersed in the intricate choreography of sales funnels, akin to an ancient coach of yore, meticulously dissecting and replaying the celestial "game tape," decoding the maneuvers that led to triumph and the steps that stumbled...
And lo and behold, a celestial constellation of understanding emerged from this cosmic dance...
As the grand cosmic ballet concluded, the essence solidified around a singular, reverberating utterance... "begin."
The symphony of unity resonating among our triumphant digital realm conquerors, who wielded the cosmic tools, unveiled a celestial truth...
...Every Single One Crafted and Revealed Their Maiden Funnel.
Their cosmic wellspring of confidence in funnel-forging experienced a magnificent surge with each occasion they took their seat and initiated the cosmic dance of creation!
As for my own cosmic journey, I've woven the tapestry of no less than 1,000+ cosmic funnels.
And while I don the mantle of the "Funnel Voyager," not every one of those cosmic creations blossomed into resounding success.
Yet, step by step, atom by atom, I evolved into a more adept architect of funnel realms... (even when my mastery over cosmic grammar and celestial spelling was in its fledgling state... my resolve remained unshaken).
For in the grand cosmic tapestry of this wild online business universe, the truth emerges — the only pathway to traverse is the one paved with failures... glorious, audacious failures, each one a stepping stone to rise anew.
Yet, take heed, for failure remains an elusive ghost if one does not dare to venture into the celestial fray.
So, if the realm of sales funnels remains uncharted, or if the tune of a "launch" remains unsung in your cosmic composition, or perhaps you set sail and then anchored prematurely...
Then, dear seeker of cosmic revelations, this very juncture is your destined haven.
Now, in the cosmic dance of "getting in the game," the cosmic wand of tools is your essential partner, for embarking without these wondrous instruments might lead to a labyrinth of perplexity, a fate we dare not invite...
That's why I've assembled a cosmic symphony of tools, each one essential for your celestial journey in constructing and unfurling your debut sales funnel, ensuring your progress flows uninterrupted...
Moreover, my cosmic resolve propels me to weave every conceivable thread of power, so you may savor the symphony of triumph upon launching your first cosmic funnel—a crescendo of cosmic jubilance that defies words.
Cool, now, with that being said...
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In the vast cosmos, no other corner harbors this "all-in-one" cosmic realm builder, not for a complete month. (And do ponder this: while other cosmic scripts demand at least a month merely to navigate the celestial dashboard, our cosmic journey is swift and breezy.)
When you sign up today, you get immediate access to [Product] where you’ll be able to...
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Now, This 30-Day Free Trial Is Worth It All By Itself, But Guess What...?
We Just Barely Got Started...
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These Business Owners Were Once Lost, Stuck, Or Afraid To Launch Their First Business... Until They DID IT!
(And Now It’s YOUR Turn!)
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Bonus #1 Name
In the mystical realm of possibility, venture forth and unfurl the cosmic tapestry. Gaze upon every nuance, every shade that dances before your eyes.
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- Build lists of cosmic patrons who consistently embrace your cosmic offerings.
FREE BONUS #2
Bonus #2 Name
In the mystical realm of possibility, venture forth and unfurl the cosmic tapestry. Gaze upon every nuance, every shade that dances before your eyes.
Take the cosmic stage, embrace the celestial choreography of creation.
- Forge, design, and unveil your funnel swiftly (no coding or cosmic artisans required)...
- Turn leads into fervent followers, eager to embrace your cosmic creations...
- Build lists of cosmic patrons who consistently embrace your cosmic offerings.
FREE BONUS #3
Bonus #3 Name
In the mystical realm of possibility, venture forth and unfurl the cosmic tapestry. Gaze upon every nuance, every shade that dances before your eyes.
Take the cosmic stage, embrace the celestial choreography of creation.
- Forge, design, and unveil your funnel swiftly (no coding or cosmic artisans required)...
- Turn leads into fervent followers, eager to embrace your cosmic creations...
- Build lists of cosmic patrons who consistently embrace your cosmic offerings.
So What Are You Waiting For?!
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- Homework 911 & Homework Mastery Course for Kids to Finally Get Your Kids to Take Charge Of Their Own Homework Without You Having to Hover & Remind Until It's Done (Grades Kinder - 8th) (Value $97)
- The Chores & Allowance System So That Your Kids Learn to Manage Money Instead Of You Constantly Having to Keep Track of When Your Gave Allowance Last (Value $58)
- Tame Your Morning Chaos Course For Kids That Helps Your Kids Get Ready On-Time Instead Of You Barely Making It Out The Door In The Morning. (Value $97)
- Sibling Adventure Missions That Will Encourage Your Kids to Work Together With Siblings (or Close Friends!) Keeping Them Busy For Hours Whenever They Say, "Mom, I'm Bored." (Value $89)
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What's The Catch?
In the mystical realm of possibility, venture forth and unfurl the cosmic tapestry. Gaze upon every nuance, every shade that dances before your eyes.
Take the cosmic stage, embrace the celestial choreography of creation.
Embark on the cosmic quest, sculpting the digital realm. You've gazed upon the stars, seen patterns emerge.
REASON #1: Take the cosmic stage, embrace the celestial choreography of creation. Dissect and replay the ethereal "game tape," unraveling triumphs and missteps alike.
REASON #2: Take the cosmic stage, embrace the celestial choreography of creation. Dissect and replay the ethereal "game tape," unraveling triumphs and missteps alike.
...And INSTANTLY Unlock Over $7,748 Worth Of Marketing Secrets To Help You “Kick-Start” YOUR FIRST BUSINESS And Start Generating Leads (That Turn Into Sales) Practically Overnight!
Why Time Is Off The Essence...
Urgent cosmic proclamation: This offer exists within the boundaries of an exceedingly brief cosmic window.
As mentioned before, I'm extending my cosmic invitation to a select group of cosmic wayfarers, those propelled by unquenchable cosmic fire to "enter the game" and construct their inaugural funnel.
However...
1.) The cosmic scrolls reveal that less than 1,000 tangible manifestations of my '30 Days' Book and my Funnel Hacker Cookbook remain in the cosmic treasury. Though replenishment is an option, a cosmic lag exists, involving extended intervals for both cosmic dispatch and parchment imprinting.
2.) Behold, the cosmic winds whisper: the temporal window to secure this unparalleled FREE GIFT approaches its celestial curtain call... This wondrous gift, a 30-day odyssey of cosmic exploration paired with step-by-step guidance from my virtuoso architects of cosmic realms and cosmic marketers, an opulence typically valued in the cosmic realm of thousands of dollars, is on the verge of dissipating, like stardust dispersing into the cosmic ether.
Our Happiness Guarantee
Our goal is to help you take away your overwhelm to lead a life that excites you while being an excellent parent to your kids. We know you're placing your trust in us to do that - and we honor that.
If you are unhappy with the Balance VIP program and wish to leave, you are not required to return your free gift.
Even though I believe Balance will create HUGE changes in your life, there is absolutely no risk in this for you.
Should you wish to cancel, simply do so before the 7-day free trial expires. Once cancelled, your credit card will not be charged past the $1 and you get to keep all your gifts!
Just Say “MAYBE”,
And This Gift Is Yours…For FREE!
The splendor of this celestial offering lies in its liberating essence! No cosmic vows or proclamations of "YES!" are required of you in this cosmic moment...
All that beckons from you is a simple utterance of "MAYBE."
"Perhaps I'll embark upon this odyssey..."
"Maybe the cosmic winds shall carry me to new horizons..."
"Maybe the moment has arrived to sculpt my destiny and reshape my cosmic tapestry..."
"Perhaps the blueprint to my cosmic metamorphosis rests in the construction of my first cosmic funnel..."
Do you sense the resonance of readiness within you? Are you prepared to intone the cosmic incantation of "MAYBE," igniting the cosmic forces that shall bestow upon you this wondrous GIFT?
With That Said,
Here’s What To Do Next...
From this juncture, the cosmic pathways converge toward the finalization of your cosmic coordinates, as they shall guide the delivery of your sacred GIFT!
Behold, with a simple touch or tap upon the verdant button below, your cosmic choice shall be recorded, your cosmic desires inscribed. Select your cosmic size for the FREE funnel hacker t-shirt, and let the cosmic ballet commence!
Upon your celestial signing, the doors of digital bounty shall swing open wide, revealing a cosmic panorama of your digital treasures. You shall also be extended an invitation to our sacred chamber of wisdom, a private enclave nestled within the cosmic realm of Facebook.
And as you stand on the precipice of your cosmic dawn, remember—this is your destined moment, your cosmic hour to transcend. The cosmic clock has struck, beckoning you to "get in the game" and unfurl your inaugural funnel, a symphony of cosmic creation that shall resound through the ages.
I hereby pledge...
Once your cosmic creation takes flight, you shall exude the brilliance of a cosmic luminary. It may sound whimsical, but the truth echoes—there is no feeling quite like it...
Yearn to embrace the cosmic awakening of a flourishing online empire, and know that it ignites when YOU take that celestial leap. Our paths shall converge within the training realm.
May cosmic success be your ever-present constellation,
Russell Doe
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Frequently Asked Questions
How long does it take to see results with the program?
In the cosmic dance of progress, timelines can vary greatly. While some cosmic voyagers have glimpsed cosmic sparks within days, others have traversed several cosmic cycles before witnessing the crescendo of their efforts.
Is this program suitable for beginners?
Absolutely! Our cosmic odyssey is tailored to both cosmic newcomers and seasoned cosmic explorers alike. Our cosmic guides illuminate the pathways regardless of your cosmic familiarity.
What if I encounter challenges along the way?
The cosmic journey is strewn with challenges like stardust. Fear not, for our cosmic mentors are attuned to the cosmic rhythms, ready to assist you in unraveling any cosmic conundrums that may arise.
Can I access the materials after the program ends?
Indeed, once you've embarked upon this cosmic quest, the treasures bestowed are yours to keep. The cosmic scrolls remain open for your cosmic perusal even after the final curtain call.
Are there any additional costs involved?
While the cosmic entry is gift-wrapped and complete, your cosmic expedition may encounter optional cosmic add-ons. However, the core of your cosmic journey remains unburdened by hidden cosmic costs.
